May 2013
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Wyatt's RTS Idea, Part 2.5: Amera FAQ
I received some questions about Amera that I think would be fun to answer. If you have any questions, or if you think you’d have questions after checking the WyattRTS tag there and looking at the rest of my self-indulgent posts on the subject, be my guest! If you’d rather not hear about this nonsense any more, put WyattRTS on your Tumblr Savior.
Questions and their answers after the...
[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep... →
literaryreference:
You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But…
the comments are awful, please avoid them and just read the wonderful...
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“Well, why not? The old sciences of human nature didn’t have such a fabulous...”
– Louis Menand - What Comes Naturally (via basedsushigoat)
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1984 Quotes For Your Tumblr Paranoia Needs
After a crisis reaches a certain point, it becomes time to reach for quotations from that venerable classic, George Orwell’s 1984. First you ask if the crisis you are witnessing is really happening; then you start bombarding the timeline with all caps posts about murder; then you quote 1984; then you go “first they came for…” I don’t know, “whovians;” and...
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Man it sure is pretty fucked up how Yahoo! bought tumblr in order to integrate it with yahoo messenger and slowly turn it into a Google Plus clone monetized through interest collection on user-to-user bitcoin tips and frivolous account upgrades. They are also banning gifs of Benedict Cumberbatch and that twiggy looking guy from that british scifi show. Wicked.
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Weapons To Bring To A Knife Fight
You don’t get into knife fights, because nobody wins those. Sword fights? Maybe. Fist fights? I suppose. Knife fights? Just no.
They’re nasty and brutal and even if the other party is repelled you won’t like how that was carried out. UNLESS you cheat.
Basically every knife fight carries the assumption that nobody is going to stay in the ridiculous sideshow-esque confines of a...
I feel like shit today and want to crawl into a hole and disappear. I’ve already subjected twitter to this for a while now so I’m just gonna post it on tumblr now instead.
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zeether:
EVERYONE VOTE FOR BETTERMAN ON DAISUKI SO WE CAN ALL BASK IN ITS SHITTINESS
Look man, I will not stand for this slander, Betterman was a masterpiece of our time. That time, was the goddamn 90s. The LATE 90s. In the future past of 1999 it was unprecedented to throw your hands up every week and basically give up on having a coherent show, and then, in a human wave of artistic surrender,...
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My Sword Is A Mosin-Nagant
I had a conversation with a friend of mine about fantasy combat and how “dynamic” it should be and whether certain weapons just can’t be in it because they’re not “dynamic.” It was a bad conversation and I will avoid having it in the future. This friend of mine is kind of an insufferable grognard with Bad Fantasy Opinions™. He seemed to settle on that fantasy...
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every day i relish the fact that fidel castro...
Anonymous asked: you are a great dude who makes a lot of other people's lives cooler, please don't forget that.
doctordocson asked: Aw man and I here I thought you were an actual 2D anime girl.
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boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Teens obviously like…anime (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Live Heroically and with Style: natellite: there... →
skullgreymom:
natellite:
there are a lot of things that put alistair pinsof in the “piece of shit” category. let’s go through them one by one, shall we (tweets are read bottom to top)
He is willfully and cruelly ignorant about depression and suicide attempts, and holds Chloe in contempt for attempting to kill herself.
He misgenders a transgender woman, and defends it in a really gross...
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Wyatt's RTS Idea, Part 2: Imperial Amera
The Ameran Commercial Empire (A.C.E/Amera)
War is our business, and business is booming.
Amera is perhaps the biggest of the world superpowers. It is the most zealous and bloated by bureaucracy and corruption, and the only one run by literal demons. When they get going, however, they can be very powerful. They own half the world, so momentum seems to be on their side. Their army is divided into...
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I Wrote An Outline For My Novel
THIS IS HOW I’M NEXT LEVEL
–Introduction (already wrote this, move on)
–Explain how gender works (in a not shitty way)
–Meet the landlord, talk rent and not making it
–1st appearance of [ASSHOLE WIZARD]
–CRAB ATTACK
–Characters panhandle to fund ludicrous trip
–ADVENTURE [and rifles]
–Worshipping the giant whale
–[ASSHOLE WIZARD] ATTACK
–Haven’t decided how tragic this part...
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M120 Mortar Greeting Cards for Sale →
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My first reaction to the Time magazine cover was that someone should mortar their offices. I laughed at my own overtly violent reaction, and then I checked on google if you could buy M120...
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Ackley's New Lease On Life 4: Arc Cards
John Winchester’s earplugs had proven very useful for the next few days as the authorities converged on Ackley’s hospital room, and all of the powers at be tried to understand what had gone wrong with John Winchester, whose Quipper, username “Killa Kop… View Post
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Calling All Gas Station Nachos
Tell me about your gas station nachos.
I want to know all about your gas station nachos.
Actually I don’t – I just want to know some key facts about your gas station nachos. Please retumble and state the following.
•The price of your gas station nachos (if it doesn’t include cheese, add the cheese and give that price) in your local currency.
•The gas station brand where you get...
I wanna know what people assume about me because...
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
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Kickstarters To Watch: Inverse World
Inverse World is a Dungeon World-based product featuring a unique new setting and many new playbooks. Inverse World has a few design tenets that separate it from common fantasy RPG tropes – for example, flight is not a feared, game-breaking ability, and… View Post
I signed up to babblr and my tumblr appears to be completely fine. It’s shitty and obscure, but fine! Many odes to joy.
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
spiderinthecupboard:
nesola:
please?
come at me bros, you can criticize me, you can even offend me, just please do not ignore me.
I would be interested in this, as I THRIVE ON ATTENTION
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Whenever I watch videos of Arma II and the kinds of missions you can set up within its framework I’m tempted to get into it; but my computer runs it like crap, and its controls and interface are just too byzantine for me. It’d be great if you could have something near that level of customizability and freedom but with an interface that doesn’t require you to attend 1-hour...
